Jurie is one of the hottest dad’s out there. He takes his kids skateboarding and surfing then comes home to fix his mother-in-law’s garbage disposal. He loves his big dogs, works tirelessly in the yard on the weekends, helps with the dishes, and knows how to clean out the pipes, like no other! He’s loyal, quirky, can fix anything, and always brings you coffee in bed on lazy weekend Mornings. Jurie’s the best kind of husband one could have except when he tickles you and won’t stop or uses your belly like a heater for his icy hands after being outside.
-Jurie, why are you so hot?
-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?
-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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-How do you get hotter with age, Jurie?
-You would never trade-in your Jurie.
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by Vilomah March 14, 2025
Get the Juriemug. A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.
Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner
Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?
Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?
Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting
by PJ BW April 3, 2025
Get the Judge, Jury, and Executionermug. An action or a set of actions that one would describe as being dumbass, symptomatic of a larger misunderstanding of human nature, quirky.
Jim has a crush on Blair, but is hitting on her lesbian friend Haisley. This is what I call a Juris moment.
by SparkleQueen27 May 8, 2024
Get the Juris momentmug. ...a person,usually a hockey player.
In school who shouts out first bevor thinking.An asshole, ego and hater
In school who shouts out first bevor thinking.An asshole, ego and hater
by Dopple g January 5, 2017
Get the Jurimug. One of the best people ever, she is the biggest slay of all times, drop-dead gorgeous and doesnt believe she can pull, but she pulls the most, cutest face and kindest soul, deserves the world, KEEP HER
by not banana joe January 27, 2023
Get the jurymug. Juri is the definition of a person who is always giving their best und is always there for you. He is very good looking and loving & caring friend, but don’t try to mess with him. His time isn’t worth being angry, so don’t try to get that attention, because you will fail. Even in the hard times he never disappoints you.
Except other boys starting with j, he is a good one, so keep him.
Except other boys starting with j, he is a good one, so keep him.
Person A: “my new boyfriends name is Juri”
Person B: “wow, I am so happy for you, juri is a good one, keep him!
Person B: “wow, I am so happy for you, juri is a good one, keep him!
by IykmNoIDoNot November 21, 2021
Get the Jurimug. A person who is more superior to all other people, especially Christiaan’s, Gus’ and Stian’s. People with the name Jurie usually has a super duper, triple sized, mega cock. He always take leadership when chillin’ with the homies and will give anyone who comes in his way a fat beating.
Hey? Is that Christiaan trying to mess with Jurie? Christiaan is surely going to end up with several broken bones!
by Yorhines November 23, 2021
Get the Juriemug.