John 

A guy that is super outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him and he keeps very few close friends. He loves to go out and have a good time and loves to be surrounded by his true few. He's very intellegent and doesn't mind sharing his beliefs with you. He really wants a Blue koala for his birthday.

John is soo much fun !! You should've seen him at the club last night !! He was madd HYPE !! I heard he wants to name his koala Blue Ray !! ;D

John by PeachessKnows July 15, 2011

John 

Huge dick, smart, but lacks confidence at times. Better than he really knows. He has a creative way of looking at things and is very open-minded.

Girl 1: Hey, you know John?

Girl 2? Ya! He has a huge dick.

John by animalcrackerboi February 16, 2018

John 

Idiot person that likes to troll kids on online games

JOHN DESTROYED MY BED AND KILLED MY IN MINECRAFT!

John by YourFriendlyNoob123 April 24, 2019

john 

john is your perfect shy adorable guy. His smile warms your heart if you ever pass by him in the hallways it would be impossible to contain your squeal because DAMN. plz date me

john is fine

damn did you see john today

john by shhicanttell April 27, 2019

John 

Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.

He became a John when his wife quit giving him blow jobs.

John by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016

John 

John is a tall smart guy he can be a dick sometimes, John will most likely be famous in the family, he will take everything seriously and will often think life is a trip John is a fun guy to be around.

Person: Hey John look at this butterfly

John: woah life’s a trip

John by #1 john August 16, 2018

John 

Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods

Friend: Who’s that guy you’re with?
Girl: he’s my John ;)

John by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019