John (Vb) - To mercilessly slay a conversation as though it were a foul beast plaguing the land and bombarding the people with cruel attacks on their households, when in actuality it is as a kindred spirit, incapable of harsh actions. Following this, the people in act of "committing a John" leave the carcass rotting in view of all the participants and companions of said conversation who grieve over the remains in horrified lamentation.
The conversation was flowing smoothly with many a heated debate on fascinating topics but unfortunately it didn't last, for strong was the spirit of the John amongst those of the conversation, and before long, It happened. John happened.
And no one spoke for two whole days following...
And no one spoke for two whole days following...
by Sorlaczek April 15, 2013
A guy with a great sense of humor who will tell a joke or tickle you just to make you smile. A kind and compassionate individual who enjoys helping others. He is a good listener and an excellent communicator. He will not leave you guessing or assuming what he meant or how he feels. He is one of the most honest men you would ever meet. He is a fun and exciting guy to be around. He is so charming and sexy it shines through in the subtle way he touches your hand. He is an absolute treasure of a man.
by GreenAngel February 03, 2010
"John"
by Angel Officer February 03, 2010
an amazing guy who treats his girlfriend like a princess, makes you day better no matter what. youll want him to love you and be yours foreverrrrrrrrrr
by johnsgirlfriend October 17, 2010
The most sweet & loving guy I've ever met, he's very intelligent, smart, and extremely handsome. He's always there when I need him, he makes me smile when I feel like crying. He is the most perfect guy I've ever met. I want to spend the rest of my days with him. I love him so much. One day he will do great & amazing things. He has a beautiful personality. <3 I'm very grateful to have him in my life.
A John is a handsome young man, he is very caring and compassionate about others. Everyone that has a John in there life should be very thankful.
John is just the most amazing guy I've ever met. And I'm so, so, so, thankful to have him in my life.
Whoever ends up with him in the future is the most luckiest girl in the whole entire universe.
He stole my heart from day one, and he will more than likely steal yours too.
John makes everything better when he's there. He is always there for anyone that needs him.
So please if you have a John in your life please don't loose him.
A John is a handsome young man, he is very caring and compassionate about others. Everyone that has a John in there life should be very thankful.
John is just the most amazing guy I've ever met. And I'm so, so, so, thankful to have him in my life.
Whoever ends up with him in the future is the most luckiest girl in the whole entire universe.
He stole my heart from day one, and he will more than likely steal yours too.
John makes everything better when he's there. He is always there for anyone that needs him.
So please if you have a John in your life please don't loose him.
by Couchpotato2003 March 17, 2019
A sweet, lovely and sexy man who makes can make a woman feel amazing in every possible way. A true soul mate. Can be a loner, but for a fellow loner, that is perfect. Able to make you feel completely comfortable without having to say a word.
My knight in shining armor. Competitive and likes to push buttons, especially involving games.
My knight in shining armor. Competitive and likes to push buttons, especially involving games.
I love you John. :)
by JoJolibrarian February 04, 2010
That honey bucket is a John.
by Anti Atheist Jesus 5eva May 15, 2016