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bang jobber

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")
Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!
by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014
mugGet the bang jobbermug.

Hobby Jobber

Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
mugGet the Hobby Jobbermug.

Screenshot jobber

That one person in your organisation or friends circle who obsessively takes screenshots of your social media posts and sends them to others out of context to spread hate stories about you.
That stupid Wynser is such a screenshot jobber. He keeps sending my screenshots to the boss!
by Nuttyprof99 July 6, 2024
mugGet the Screenshot jobbermug.

Jobber

That jobber can't even dribble a damn basketball.
by balla543 June 24, 2014
mugGet the Jobbermug.

Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.
by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018
mugGet the Whack-Jobbermug.

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