Jeff'd

The act of being drunk well beyond what is safe.

Last weekend I got so jeff'd I'm gonna have to take it easy next time.

by franktankerous December 11, 2010

effin' 'n' jeffin'

Another term for swearing made popular by the Karl Pilkington during his XFM days.

There will be no effin' 'n' jeffin' during the funeral.

by bxnzi July 19, 2016

My Name Jeff

MY NAME JEFF!
BEST MEME!

1: Hey, My Name Jeff.
2: I like you

by Alfie Ayy Lmao April 19, 2017

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.

Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.

by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006

jazzy jeff

(verb) To throw someone out.
In reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air episodes when Will Smith's friend Jazzy Jeff would be physically hurled from the mansion house.

Those guys look like trouble. Do you want me to jazzy jeff them?

by m...... November 10, 2008

Jeffery joint

a marijuana cigarette containing mostly weed, opium, herion, crushed up ecstasy, clorox, methadone, subutex, morphine, peyote, some of its stuff is unidentifiable and a little angel dust.

why the fuck is it called a Jeffery joint? because who could be scared of a "Jeffery"

by jeffery smoker October 9, 2010