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JB wobble

Sometimes a games developer/design team member gets overly self conscious about whether content they have created for a high profile game is appropriate for the audience. This causes a mental state similar to manic depression wherein the developer alternates between being excited and proud of their work and weeping quietly in a corner whilst chewing their shoes. This repeats several times on a daily basis from roughly halfway through development until the game is released to the public and is known as the 'JB wobble'.
"Dev(a) has a minor case of the JB wobble."

Dev(a): "I've finished the character models and animations for the cybernetic attack foetuses, they're looking sweet!"
Dev(b): "That's great, I love the way their umbilicals trail behind them!"
Dev(a): "Kind of graphic isn't it? you think we can get away with it?"
Dev(b): "Sure, it's thematically appropriate."
Dev(a): "It'll look fantastic when you strangle them with their own cords, man I'm stoked!"
Dev(b): "Should work great with the blood particle effects."
Dev(a): "It's gonna get an M rating, no one will buy it, germany will probably ban it outright - this could be a mistake."
Dev(b): "It'll be fine, we can add a gore toggle for germany."
Dev(a): "Sweet! oh man, it's so wrong, I'm going to hell, we're doomed, it's going to bomb so bad."
Dev(b): "Look, will you just quit worrying? No-one's gonna be offended by cyber foetuses in this day and age, and anyone who is will be too distracted by the main character's rotating laser nipples to notice."
Dev(a): "You're right! laser nipples! BEST GAME EVER!!"
by Harold Harcourt March 20, 2009
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jb martin

A school in the south that is full of stereotypical cliques.
You go to such a basic school, it has to be JB Martin
by L71 May 9, 2018
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JB Mauney

Professional Bull Rider, 2x PBR World Champion, doesn't give two fucks on what you have to say
"That JB Mauney is one- rank son of a bitch."
by BillyTheBull January 29, 2021
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JB Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while consuming venison and patron.
I was so wasted I actually had a JB blumpkin.
by Don Keibols April 14, 2009
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jb hair

having the same type of hairstyle as the fake plastic Jonas Brothers. In the style of shortish long with a sweep over the eyes.
Example 1: "Did you see Amy, she's got JB hair"

Example 2: "OMFG. JEJE, WHY DO YOU HAVE JB HAIR? CUT IT CUT IT."
by Victoria Mckenzie January 28, 2009
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JB Special

JB Special refers to the unexpected insertion into ones ass. This act is called the JB Special working off of the old toy "jack in the box." In this case "JB" refers to "Jack in the Butt."
I "JB Specialed" that ho fo' sho'.
by the crane April 17, 2009
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isasmella JB

Isasmella JB smell like poo
by someone102983745 June 4, 2020
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