Jasper

A ninja, who, is really an 82-yr-old black woman.

OMG its a jasper.....RUNNNNNNN

by jasper's best friend July 14, 2009

jasper

The kind of guy that tries to fling a rubber band at you and fails and hits himself in the face

no one wants to be a jasper.

by toxicwaffle23 April 24, 2010

Jasper

Somebody called Jasper is normally dumb and hated by everyone but his deluded mother is the only one who likes him.

Ew look, it's a Jasper. He should stay away from us.

by Joemamanotvrycool February 15, 2020

Jasper

A strict disciple of the holy god-like being Harrup. Follows the great Harrup like his shadow in his everday activities, including lifting and posing while flexing for his Snapchat. Will continue to build up his powers over time, despite never passing his overlord. At this point, he is a beta gypsy prince.

Jasper: Am I getting bigger yet?
Berk: Hell naw Jasper! I guess you'll always be a beta compared to Harrup.

by Ty White December 01, 2016

Jasper

A large and unusually aggressive flying insect, usually a wasp or bee.

Cripes! Look at the size of that Jasper

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 15, 2008

jasper

Rookie, one that does not know. Beginner. Taken from the TV series "Rawhide"

"That Jasper got us in more trouble than it's worth".

by loborun January 11, 2009

jasper

one word: T H I C C C BOII
he loves fortnite and would rather do that than anything

he will literally jump off a cliff if it shuts down.

Angel: how did you get here, to heaven
Person: fortnite shut down, so i pulled a jasper.

by big pp because July 25, 2020