Jarvis Harvest

A term describing the burning, itching, flaking, oozing or any other sensation you experience after barebacking a Jarvis Street whore.

"I can't stop scratching my ball sack. I caugh a mean case of Jarvis Harvest from that fucking whore."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

kevin jarvis

(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.

This was seen in the case of, Anna,

Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"

by Ur anal nightmare! October 16, 2008

jarvis mekalanis

a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.

you smell like J.V.M.

by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004

Your Insane Jarvis

When FaZe Kay sees Jarvis do something insane or Amazing he says it in his British accent he has

Your Insane Jarvis for hitting the no scope.

by Jasper... October 15, 2019

Jarvise

Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.

person 1: Did you hear what Jarvise said?
person 2: What?
person 1: He called me a Slutty Whore!

by IHKHC November 13, 2011

Jarvised

To be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. This especially applies to hookers.

That hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. I just got Jarvised!

by staffypoo June 2, 2010

jarvised

stoned as fuck. members of the SBG usually get jarvised

i went to the toilet with a vape, went to lesson jarvised.

by Wolvezy December 19, 2019