A selfless, stubborn, extremely sexual, yet self conscious individual who would do anything for the people she cares about.
by karma1020 August 30, 2010
(a.k.a. uncle dad). If you ever encounter this rare species of human/humanoid being, do not attack with a gun because he is used to and quite enjoys taking shots to the face. please approach with caution for fear of your anus being hastily and rudely violated.
This was seen in the case of, Anna,
Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"
Anna: "Kevin Jarvis! there's only one cock for me and it ain't yours! My ass is for Chris Joyce only!"
by Ur anal nightmare! August 26, 2008
a dirty man-whore who ball hogs the basketball. normally found at middle schools. J.V.M. is a common abreviation. Also a foul odor.
by Grapeford Panky December 21, 2004
by Jasper... October 15, 2019
Jarvise is usually an ass. Sometimes can be really sweet and caring. Other times he can just be a complete jerk-off. He has brown eyes and doesn't ever listen to a word you say. He hates listening to other people sing. He can be really sarcastic and offensive.
by IHKHC November 14, 2011
To be tricked or ripped off by a woman, after being given a false story. This especially applies to hookers.
That hooker told me that she had to go get more of her own condoms, and never came back with my money. I just got Jarvised!
by staffypoo June 02, 2010
by Wolvezy December 20, 2019