jake

I really do wonder if he thinks he is cool. A dick most of the time and copies peoples jokes

Bruh that was such a Jake move

by Black man in the dark May 30, 2018

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legit the most fine man ever. you can't resist a jake.

jake is so awesome, i couldn't imagine not being a jake.

by MrCub3r May 24, 2021

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a good friend at times but can stab you in the back and become a man whore

the boy jake made a lot of girls cry.

by nicegirl124 December 15, 2014

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A born King or other high monarch. (monarch Latin: monarcha (mono: "one/the best of all" + arch "chief" + a "hAte for hAters") which referred to a single, at least nominally, absolute ruler)
He is born that way. Its not his fault that he is mightier than you. A person that doesn't accept his greatness is generally referred to as a faggot or cunt. His leadership is bringing mankind back to light.
Even though he really hates you for being a homo you just can't but love him because of his stupid offending jokes.
He would always stand up for his mates with his "I don't give a f*ck-face" and being good cunt all the time.
Better knee down when you meet him as this is the only proper way to show him your submissiveness and the right height to suck him off.

You get to experience a higher purpose of life following your leader, jake.

by randomcunt July 8, 2012

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probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her

“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”

by user1423 December 27, 2020

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