Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

Hostile Iranian Airspace

A somewhat rare occurrence in which you and someone you had a crush on almost dated but then had a sudden hateful relationship toward one another.

Jimmy had flown into Hostile Iranian Airspace when he and who he thought was his soulmate got into an argument about which brand of barbecue sauce is the best.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon March 2, 2022

Iranian Helicopter

An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”

Even though that Iranian Helicopter sent my boyfriend to the ICU, it was totally worth it.

by DrakeIsAPredator May 19, 2024

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Irate Iranian

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.

Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds

Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry

by KarenNerak July 15, 2021

Iranian rubba

Its the verb version of it speaks for it's self.

Man that crazy its straight up Iranian rubba

by Blm expert (ACAB) December 5, 2020