Iranian Carpetry

When a petite girl is pissed at her boss and defiles his silk, Iranian carpet with sexual deeds

Yeah, Mr. Smith is a dick so I treated him to an Iranian Carpetry

by KarenNerak July 15, 2021

Iranian Handshake

Also called a Turkish-how-do-you-do, an Iranian Handshake is a casual hand job. It is usually preferred in the mornings with a side of eggs.

Jordan: Oh shit! Did that guy just try to touch my dick?!

Hermann: show a little respect would ya? It's their culture to give Iranian Handshakes.

by Banana Hammie September 30, 2021

Iranian Rial Age

Iranian Rial Age is a noun that means merely a few days old.

Noun- Iranian Rial Age
Adj.- Iranian Rial

Her newborn baby is barely Iranian rial age.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

Iranian Omelette

The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.

Hey honey! Let’s try the Iranian omelette!

by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022

Iranian Hotdog

The Iranian Hotdog is a torture method, involving 3 vice clamps and a lot of rope. Tie the person to a chair, before putting a vice clamp around their chest, skull, and dick. Tighten each of the clamps until information is given.

hit em with the iranian hotdog

by Tj080275 May 12, 2022

Iranian roses

Iranian roses are the worst football team ever, they have no respect for their opponents and have never won

Wow the Iranian roses lost again

by Strumus September 11, 2023

Iranian Teabag

An Iranian Teabag is when an individual (receiver) lays on a flat surface (sometimes forcefully retrained) and their nose is plugged by the hand of the individual (initiator) performing the act. When the receiver opens their mouth to gasp for air, the Iranian Teabag initiator inserts their nut sack into the mouth of the receiver. The receiver's sudden gasp for air is interrupted by the nut sack, which has been dipped into their mouth by the initiator like a classic teabag sex act.

During rough sex, Phil offered to give me an Iranian Teabag and had me lay on a table with my nose plugged. As soon as I opened up my mouth to get air, he dipped his nut sack into my mouth cavity, causing me to choke on his sweaty ball sack. It was aggressive and disgusting. Phil and I are no longer friends.

by Eddie Quesadilla November 29, 2023