groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 23, 2023

Sex injury

An injury that happens during sex.

Physical trauma that occurs during or because of sexual acts, leading to a noticeable injury that often has to be explained to others.

Bob: "Why are you limping?"
Dave: "I feel out of bed, when my wife repositioned during sex last night."
Bob: "Nice! A sex injury."
Dave: "Yeah, thanks."

by Orik T. Viking December 12, 2021

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 April 9, 2016

Injuryed

to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.

I have been injuryed all week.

by Nick Danger 78 September 24, 2009

omg mom injury lawyers

The most amazing law firm in the southeast. The original use of the term and has no relation to the horrible story writing of a certain individual on a certain app.

“Wow! OMG MOM INJURY LAWYERS has such an amazing name and they really fight for me!

by surfsuppenguin73 April 26, 2023

caoimhphysical injury

karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up

Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49

by motherucker1 June 25, 2009