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purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.
(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.
by brother zone September 27, 2010
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Armenian Scud Missile

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.
by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011
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negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do
rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat
by tigerlily April 20, 2003
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Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.
Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!
by Aryxsucks February 21, 2011
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scud

A bro, douchbag. A frat boy honky fuck from the 909 with blastic nuts hanging from his raised truck. Gets drunk and starts fights at the county fair.
All the dudes that fuck with harold and kumar are fucking scuds.
by wakkadoodooo April 12, 2016
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scud

(Verb). The past tense of skidding on a bicycle. If you grew up in a cave and didn't already know, skidding is when you slam the brakes and slide sideways.
Yo chuck did you see that, I must've scud 20 feet!
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Scud

A person who seems intelligent, well-rounded or good-looking at a glance, from behind or from a distance, but is actually much uglier or less appealing up close. Tend to be self-aggrandizing and overly critical of others, while neglecting things like grooming, work or social skills, and expecting others to just give them what they want.
1. "Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"It was awful! Showed up 20 minutes late, complained the whole time that I wasn't fawning all over them, then still expected me to pay for their dinner."

"Wow. What a scud."
by heydoood June 15, 2019
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