purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011

negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do

rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.

Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!

by Aryxsucks February 21, 2011

road scud

Driving with friends to a party and you pregame the party during the journey.

Road Scud = Beer

I'm headed out for the airport but I'll just have a few road scuds on the way there in the back of the taxi.

by HJHabibi January 11, 2024

SCUD

Throwing a SCUD while playing darts {especially cricket}. You aim at a section on the dart board and miss and hit something of lesser value. The term was coined during the Persian Gulf War . Iraq would launch a SCUD missile but most times didn't hit its intended target but would hit something of value close by.

I was aiming at triple 18's but I threw a SCUD and hit a single 16. I'll take that ... it's better than nothing..

by Alpha67Wolf January 5, 2021

Scud

A long, straight, solid turd.

I flushed the toilet but the scud didn't move.

by Bacinuge July 7, 2018