purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 05, 2011

negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do

rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.

Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!

by Aryxsucks February 02, 2011

Scud bomb

When a guy is checking out a girl but can only see her back, and she turns around and he finds out the person he was checking out was a guy!

Check out that girls ass in those skinny jeans... OMG that is a guy! SCUD BOMB!

by MsHbomb June 13, 2014

Scud Buzzer

A gross-looking person who seems to not really care about how they look.

Person 1: Dude, she wore her pajamas to school!
Person 2: I know, what a scud buzzer!

by gallonziarox February 21, 2011

Scud

A long, straight, solid turd.

I flushed the toilet but the scud didn't move.

by Bacinuge July 07, 2018