purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011

negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do

rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.

Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!

by Aryxsucks February 21, 2011

Scud

Ulster-Scots term similar to Slut but specifically for men.

He's a right Scud. He'd take anything home and still shag the cushions.

by Rod Mac May 14, 2021

Scud Catcher

When three straight males decide to experiment to the other side. One fucks another one in the butt doggie style while the 3rd lays underneath to catch the oozing scud dripping out of the ass of the guy getting fucked. Usually the mouth is used to catch the oozing Scud (chest and face are also used)

Hoss was fucking Randy while Isaiah was on the ground being the designated SCUD CATCHER.

by Txtactical July 14, 2022

road scud

Driving with friends to a party and you pregame the party during the journey.

Road Scud = Beer

I'm headed out for the airport but I'll just have a few road scuds on the way there in the back of the taxi.

by HJHabibi January 11, 2024