*over heard from two builders*
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
"I was shagging the wife last night, and my heart wasn't really in it. All of a sudden I realised that I had my Plums in the oven."
"What did you do?"
"I retrieved them, didn't I."
by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010
by KingLouieJr August 21, 2016
1. Closing the door after dropping a deuce in order to keep the stank in for the next person.
2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
2. Pulling the covers over your partners head after accidentally dropping a deuce in bed.
1. Some asshole left me a deuce oven in the staff washroom. I almost passed out from that stank!
2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.
3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!
4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
2. I'll be back in a few minutes ladies. I'm gonna go make you a deuce oven.
3. That deuce oven was so hot you could bake cookies in there!
4. Smell this Bitch! DEUCE OVEN!
by deuce master April 14, 2014
The act of blowing smoke from either a cigarette, joint, crack pipe or vape into a woman's vagina, and then having sex for a couple seconds. When the man pulls his penis out, smoke comes out the woman's vagina resembling something coming out of a smokey oven.
by Cunty McCuck October 29, 2017
The act of warming up your penis with a warming pad and then slapping a tense area of a woman's body to relieve the tension.
by Enoby Raven Way April 14, 2014
Noun Derived from the famous composer Beethoven, this is a term used to describe and denote the female sexual organ
can i see your beef oven love? (imagine 1) said in cockny accent)
2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?
3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven
2) so when your daughter gets out of school im going to smash her beef oven in...so 3.30 then, yeah?
3) i want to put my roast in tims mothers beef oven
by Gary Vonhiscoxcarlyoncrebohansonsansamlagenbagenschlgenandthatsarealwordyeah? December 12, 2008
Oven Eye occurs when a female wearing mascara opens an oven door and bends to peer in instantly, before allowing the steam to escape. The resulting rush of moist heat to the face causes the mascara to react and seriously clump the eyelashes together, making it appear that each eye has a few short, black horns per eyelid, instead of curling, dark lashes.
"Bollocks! I'm going to have to go and do my makeup again, I've got oven eye!"
"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
"Check out those false eyelashes, she looks like she's got oven eye"
by MagickDio February 06, 2010