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iPad Kid

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.
iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?
by Shæt March 28, 2024
mugGet the iPad Kidmug.

Like an iPad kid

Originally from the "Cough like an iPad kid" slang from 2021 (referring to Generation Alpha and the tendency to cough with their mouth and tongue visible while on their tablet as young children). However, the 2024 version of iPad kid revolves around filing in the "..." with any verb and then laughing and saying "alrighttt", in the same tone as Jynxzi, immediately after in the form of ironic comedy.

The first known use of this new form of humour comes from a Jynxzi stream from June 24 where he appears to cough and read a chat instantly of a viewer telling him he coughs like an iPad kid.

This can be seen as a form of clip farming, the 2024 trend that is currently making a resurgence where streamers purposely act out of line in hopes of being clipped for clout.
*Jason sneezes*
Max: They're saying you sneeze like an iPad kid
Jason: Alrighttt
by Vineetx July 7, 2024
mugGet the Like an iPad kidmug.

iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".
With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
mugGet the iPad kid societymug.

Ipad kid

a kid who coughs and walks around like a fucking baby. A kid who sharts on ipads And likes jahvon coming out as gay on his old tiktok.
by keaiu June 16, 2022
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.
"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.
by a_guy521 August 22, 2024
mugGet the iPad Kidmug.

ipad kid

paige f…
1: Ew is that person drinking milk

2: Yeah that’s Paige, the ipad kid.
by tavvvvvvvv March 21, 2022
mugGet the ipad kidmug.

Ipad kid

A widely used insult on social media platforms. Lets say if you play a game on a tablet and a random guy asks you what you play on, he'll call u an Ipad kid. EVEN THOUGH UR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD A PHONE.
"Oh she plays on tablet? Must be a crusty musty Ipad kid."
by BriannaB27011FNAF January 13, 2023
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

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