“I like penis”

This can be used when you want to get out of doing hard work in school/work and also how to get sent home or fired.

Teacher: Did you finish the 10,000,000 page essay Timothy?

Timothy: “I like penis”

Teacher: OH NO, I WILL RING YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW TIMOTHY

by Lugs69 January 10, 2022

i like watermelon

i am a lesbian

amy-‘i like watermelon’
emily-‘same’

by slutforronweasley April 23, 2021

I like pie

Voicing support for these classic delicacies, flavor of chocolate, lemon, apple, strawberry, etc. Not pumpkin though; it kinda sucks.

"BUSH IS TEH TERRORIST WHAT U GOT 2 SAY TO TAHT"
"....I like pie."

by YINever March 11, 2005

That’s what I like

A popular song that is used to torture a 17 year old gremlin child whose laugh took away Prince Philips last canonic life. This song has an amazing TikTok style clip.

Person 1: let’s have a look at YouTube
Person 2: why is there a clip of A little gremlin singing that’s what I like

Person 1: idk man let’s watch it
Person 3 (who watches said gremlin): please don’t-
Song: JUMP-
Person 3: immediately starts to lip sync

by Tommyinnit is a child April 11, 2021

i like cheese

A term that weird older brothers constantly use, whether they like cheese or not.

Mitchell broke the silence by saying "I like cheese."

by ihavenothingbettertodo September 4, 2005

That's What I Like

A song by Bruno Mars about a one-night stand with a girl, and what he likes.

Sex by the fire at night,
Silk sheets and diamonds all white
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like
Lucky for you that's what I like, that's what I like

by AWESOME72727 October 30, 2017

I Like To Party

The perfect phrase used when people are pissed. Can answer almost any question.

Person1: DUDE WHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Person2: I Like To Party.

LoL

by MarAraEver July 30, 2010