Stand back, I am a professional

Something someone says to reassure themselves that they can do the job. Most commonly used when the person has no idea what they are doing.

Stand back, I am a professional miss. *She steps away from the outlet*

by theHPninja May 16, 2010

i_am_a_duckhead

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.

human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

by JCexists November 3, 2020

i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

W.K.I.A.A.

W.K.I.A.A. is an abbreviation for We Knew It All Along. It is used when friends warn/express to other friends what they think is going to happen to their friend and later it does happen to them.

We told you not to go out with him. Told you that W.K.I.A.A. Next time listen to us!

by TornPage December 15, 2009

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

by Dude Regular November 3, 2010