Lonnie Hewitt Jr

A fucking sexy ass motherfucker that don’t know ball that well

Yea Lonnie Hewitt Jr don’t know ball

by Aaponev July 29, 2023

Calcium howitzers

Relative to calcium cannons, only larger and more impactful in battle.

Duck and cover! that gal is packing calcium howitzers.

by The Casanova March 12, 2026

Cohen Hewitt

Cohen wow where do I begin I met this young man a couple years back and wow what a person he is. The moment we made eye contact I simply blushed and I felt such a conection looking at him in his eyes.... his olive skin tall frame and handsome face he's every girls dream including mine. I'll watched this handsome man grow from a small boy to a man and I crush on him silently. Cohen is very nonchalant and I went to one of his football games without him knowing. I watched him score a hat trick every goal zero celebration...how? was this just such a normal thing for him I can't believe someone so sexy handsome and well spoken was single?... is he gay private about his relationship it just seems impossible for such a person so atrrative to be single. every day I wish to call him mine.

Cohen Hewitt a extremely attractive person translated from Greek to English I think

by sillybillyxoxoxo March 24, 2025

Dirty howattzer

When someone thinks there cat is a dog so they go to the cupboard to get peanut butter to put it on there hooha but then remember that they have a cat and not a dog but still proceed to make there cat do the act.

Example: “Tommy- man I fuckin’ pulled a dirty howattzer last night I was high as fuck on acid”

by boatedRus April 14, 2025

Full like a howitzer

As early as the 18th century, a drunkard was "as full as a cannon" or even a howitzer, alluding to the enormous mass of explosive charge contained in such a gun. It was only in the course of the 19th century that the howitzer was added as a reinforcement of this idiom.

Look at her, she is full like a howitzer...

by screampie July 17, 2022