Hooker Stampede 

When going to a dark and shifty area to pick up a whore, you're car is bombarded with a group of frenzied prostitutes from all around the area that are all competing (Most likely violently) to get your attention by jumping on the hood of your car or flashing you etc. in the hopes that you will pick them so they can make a quick buck.

I was driving over here and when i stopped at the red light on the corner of 5th street my car got like 6 dents from a hooker stampede.

Hooker Stampede by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

hooker shoes 

Those clear pumps you see girls wearing that's a sure sighn she's a hooker

the girl you took to prom, she wore clear hooker shoes and i bet she fucked your friends for money

hooker shoes by pmafounder June 17, 2006

Hooker slit 

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.

I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.

Hooker slit by Piavenger July 22, 2011

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

Hoofer snoofer by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

hooker salad 

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

hooker salad by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019

Hooker sparkles 

Glitter

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.

Hooker sparkles by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019

Hooker smoke 

When one is too broke to afford a cigarette, and thus can't afford to solicit sex from a prostitute, they take a drag from a prostitutes's cigarette, usually for the low price of only a nickel; The cheapest known way to satisfy a nicotine craving.

Hooker: "Hey buddy, you lookin' for a good time?"
Mel Gibson: "Well ya, but I can't afford that. You got a cigarette? I could go for a hooker smoke."
Hooker: "It'll cost ya a nickel."

Hooker smoke by RJBrown9 December 2, 2010