To be having sexual intercourse with a woman doggie style and before ejaculating, spitting on her back to simulate the jizz. Then when she turns around the male blows his load in her face. A Suprise attack
by Bickett April 11, 2008

Sally found out John was cheating on her so she gave him a Pearl Harbor after they came home from a Mexican dinner. You could tell by the remnants on his face that she must have eaten a lot of guacamole.
by C Floods July 4, 2006

the knock off version of laguna beach . somehow, mtv figures they'll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateur bad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time...
" nieka, put it back on newport harbor! "
" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "
" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "
.............................
*2 episodes later*
"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "
" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "
" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "
" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "
.............................
*2 episodes later*
"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "
" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "
by Nieka Ann January 2, 2009

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Whitest town on the planet we're down town is filled with tourists and everywhere else is filled with high teenagers, gig harbor is famous for its drugs and trap houses
by beaner schnitzel February 16, 2017

by Beautimus Cow March 2, 2021

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
