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peral harbor

To be having sexual intercourse with a woman doggie style and before ejaculating, spitting on her back to simulate the jizz. Then when she turns around the male blows his load in her face. A Suprise attack
"Dude I gave that bitch a Peral Harbor...she didn't even see it coming"
by Bickett April 11, 2008
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Pearl Harbor

When the person on top in a 69 takes a shit on the other person's forehead unsuspectingly.
Sally found out John was cheating on her so she gave him a Pearl Harbor after they came home from a Mexican dinner. You could tell by the remnants on his face that she must have eaten a lot of guacamole.
by C Floods July 4, 2006
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newport harbor

the knock off version of laguna beach . somehow, mtv figures they'll make more money if they create yet another sitcom full of bleach-blonde bimbos and amateur bad boy surfers. you might wanna change the channel to vh1 at this moment in time...
" nieka, put it back on newport harbor! "
" ohhh hell if imma watch that crap; we already know the guy's gonna play 2 girls, they're gonna hate eachother; hence we get another lauren, kristen, stephen relationship! "
" how dare you insult mtv's intelligence?! "

.............................

*2 episodes later*

"nieka, I'm so sorry, you were right!!! "
" well, of course. now change it to rock of love (: "
by Nieka Ann January 2, 2009
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Pearl Harbor

A terrible terrible movie starring Ben Afleck, a terrible terrible actor.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005
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Gig harbor

Whitest town on the planet we're down town is filled with tourists and everywhere else is filled with high teenagers, gig harbor is famous for its drugs and trap houses
Wanna smoke weed I live in gig harbor it's everywhere
by beaner schnitzel February 16, 2017
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safe harbor

A term used in television to define the exact time when adult themed content can start being aired.
Cartoon Network starts their safe harbor to Adult Swim around 9-10pm
by Beautimus Cow March 2, 2021
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harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
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