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Ham in the valley

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).
We finally put his ham in the valley last night!
by Pooo69 March 1, 2017
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Ham on the turkey

Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!
by Shankbone_4125 March 30, 2017
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Ham Ring

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017
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Eat Ham

Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?
by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020
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Get my Ham Bone Boiled

A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well
by midnightmodder November 22, 2020
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panty ham

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.
Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.
by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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