cock guardian

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

by imgregbrady August 20, 2008

Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.

Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?

by niccorator December 30, 2013

blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.

Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*

by LIEK HALLO December 28, 2005

Coast Guard

A sea-based branch of the United States military that is jointly operated by the Department of Defense and the Department of Homeland Security. During times of war, they assist the Navy. During times of peace, their general duties include: border patrol, immigration control, environmental protection, search and rescue, and stopping drug trafficking into the Untied States.

Ensign Jones was part of the U.S. Coast Guard.

by Nicolai April 10, 2004

Sand guardian

Guardian of the sand

Poseidon quivers before him

Fuck off!

And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

blind guardian

The best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies. Grow some testicles.

I went to the Blind Guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's BMW.

by George Smith May 21, 2003

coast guard

The smallest of the five branches of the U.S. military. They are under-funded and under-appreciated, but they are vital to national security. They conduct search & rescue, counterterrorism, customs & immigration enforcement, and environmental law compliance tasks.

The U.S. Coast Guard doesn't get the publicity or credit they deserve.

by J-rad March 15, 2007