they’re such a grog
by cookiecrisp12 August 12, 2021

To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form
(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog
by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

by Malganis January 30, 2023

Grog: ME CAVEMAN ME FUCK YOU ASS WITH COCK
Me: not right now grog maybe later
Grog: *kills neighbor with rock out of sheer sadness*
Me: not right now grog maybe later
Grog: *kills neighbor with rock out of sheer sadness*
by GiggerChad May 7, 2023

by Ludacroisburfer July 16, 2024
