lean grief

a relativley minor use term used as code by people who you wouldn't think smoke dope . common to an age of near fifty and professionally succesfull, most often middle class, bored, fat, balding white men, with too much time on their hands. a first letters transposed, mis-spelling. but the meaning is clear. west coast canadian. used by those who can't have it known that they were young once, those who commonly say "do as i say not as i do"

i had a crappy day at the shop today and a drink just won't do. i think a little lean grief is all i can take tonight. how about you?

by publican September 13, 2009

grief baby

When someone's birthday is 9 months after the death of a family member or close friend

Fester's grandma passed away 9 months before he was born. "Hey Fester your a grief baby"

by Daddydonnie17 February 19, 2021

Grief Groupie

A person who fakes closeness with a person, place, or thing that has recently perished or experienced a catastrophe. They do this in order to receive attention and sympathy. They go about this process by posting on social media and exaggerating the circumstances surrounding their relationship with the person, place, or thing in question. These people are the most annoying and lack self awareness.

"Hey, did you see what Regina posted about Brad's untimely passing?" "Yeah, I didn't even know they were friends. That's some grief groupie stuff right there."

"Wow, Brenda posted another picture of her in front of the Notre Dame from her high school field trip with a bunch of fire and sad emojis. That is bizarre grief groupie behavior."

by randyfarmz420 April 27, 2023

Dream grief

Grief over the loss of something that only existed in dreams or fantasy.

Larkin awoke and felt the sudden pangs of dream grief. Not only had her husband left her for his manicurist, but her brownie nut fudge sundae vanished before she could take the first bite.

Greyland made a decent living but true riches eluded him. He watched his wealthy friends with envy, and his contentment in life was waylaid by dream grief.

by sijambo December 2, 2009

Grief Tax

The extra price a business owner charges for goods or services to a particularly awkward or difficult customer

That demanding bitch, was a nightmare to deal with, but I applied plenty of grief tax for all the trouble she caused me.

He was an impatient nasty bastard but I assure you he paid plenty in grief tax.

by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018

Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker

After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.

by ChemCookers December 13, 2014

Grief Wank

The act of masturbating in a time of great sadness or melancholy, often thought to be a remedy for such feelings. However, they are mostly counterproductive, often self-affirming the loneliness of the participant "at hand".

I'm really struggling getting over Emily recently", "Oh yeah? That sucks", "Last night, I tried a Grief Wank to help me out, y'know?", "I see, how did that go?", "...J..just hug me man, I'm dying here

by Merjiba April 13, 2011