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Graycation

Retired persons, who move to Florida, because they are convinced they love it there.. but then, move back home, once the hurricane season is over.
Hey Selene, you remember that Graycation we went on, back in 1994?
Graycation by ATRABIONICA May 31, 2025

gabbatron 

When ur really good at basketball but you just dont give a fuck about it so you just suck dick and shoot corner 3s
bro this dude is a gabbatron
gabbatron by Roundyismybitch August 17, 2025

Kenneth Gabatin 

KENNETH GABATIN IS THE GREATEST ADJECTIVE YOU WILL EVER HAVE IF YOU PUT THIS TO DESCRIBE A PERSON, THAT PERSON WOULD BECOME SUPERB.
Jasper you are so Kenneth Gabatin. You can do Everything.
Kenneth Gabatin by Jah Irie June 8, 2021

Turkus Gyrational 

In a world where destiny demanded they clash, Biorg and Gyorg stood on opposite sides of an ancient battlefield. Biorg, the fierce warrior with eyes like molten steel, and Gyorg, his rival with a heart as wild as the wind, were bound by fate to be enemies. Their duels were legendary, each strike echoing with a force that could tear apart mountains.

But something else churned beneath the surface—a deep, unspoken connection that neither could deny. One fateful night, as they met in a hidden glade under the pale moonlight, swords were lowered and words were lost. In a moment of undeniable truth, their lips met, sealing their forbidden bond.

As their kiss deepened, the world around them shifted. Gyorg's form dissolved into a shimmering mass, reshaping into the smooth, metallic curve of a barrel. Biorg, in disbelief, felt his body stretch and morph, his limbs twisting into the frame of a wheelbarrow. They were no longer men but objects—a barrel and a wheelbarrow—bound together in a strange, sticky embrace as trails of thick, glowing slime oozed from their new forms, connecting them in ways more profound than they could have ever imagined.

Together, they rolled through the strange landscape, their love and newfound forms inseparable, destined not for battle, but for an eternal, slimy union.

Signed, Eric Weinstein.
I'm gonna turkus gyrational!!!
Turkus Gyrational by John Plork September 12, 2024