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Gardening

Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes
"Hey, lets go gardening!"

"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."
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Gardening

Phrase popularized by TikTok, referring to smoking weed and other shenanigans dealing with marijuana.
“Yeah, I’m a BIG fan of gardening,” she said as she lit the joint

“Let’s get some flower, and then go gardening”
by crazykid98 December 19, 2024
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Gardening Procedure

A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
by i fuck niggas May 5, 2025
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Garming

Yo, see that garming thing on Radish
by Cogol August 29, 2025
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Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
by BossJ August 2, 2020
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Mutual Gaining

A term used to refer to a couple who are both into feederism and want to gain weight together. It is a type of fetish that involves a partner.
We're mutual gaining and enjoying the journey.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
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Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.
I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.
by ducksmauler February 3, 2023
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