Gareth

Gareth has a small penis.
That’s as small as a Gareth
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Gareth

Someone who portrays characteristics that hint at a lack of maturity and accountability. Unemployed and reliant on his wife as the main provider, he seems to lack the drive to contribute financially. His prejudiced and transphobic attitudes demonstrate a closed-minded outlook, potentially stemming from a lack of exposure to diverse perspectives. Alongside this, his humor tends to be immature and simplistic, geared towards a younger audience and often missing the mark in more mature conversations. His consistently poor diet of junk food and soda reflects a disregard for his own health and well-being, while his disorganized and unkempt workspace underscores a lack of responsibility for his personal environment. These traits collectively depict an individual who might benefit from personal growth and a more considerate approach to adulthood.

In summary, the manchild persona encompasses an unemployed man heavily reliant on his wife's income, exhibiting prejudiced views, immature humor, an unhealthy diet, and a disregard for organization. These characteristics point towards a need for emotional and intellectual growth, along with a greater sense of responsibility for both his personal and social life.
Man, you're such a Gareth.
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A rapist. He has raped many people including his sister
Gareth was just here watch out
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Normally a guy that will make the girls laugh and has an amazing technique between the sheets be it oral fingers or his large penis will never stop till the women is satisfied also a good listener but very quiet so be beware he will take your wife!
How was your date last night ?
His name was Gareth need I say more !
You certainly don't lucky cow
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Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
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Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.
Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!
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Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.
FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth
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