gnarly bastard

a song by XXXTentacion, basically his pastor thought he was toxic

I'm really gonna miss X, what a gnarly bastard.

RIP XXXTentacion

by manarchy June 21, 2018

Gnarly McGnarlington

The prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.

After I watched him jump off the Empire State Building on his flaming motorcycle, strangling a mountain lion with one hand while pleasuring an Amazon sex goddess with the other, I knew that Ted was no mere human being, but Gnarly McGnarlington incarnate.

by Dr. Philip Seymour Hoffmann March 14, 2011

Gnarly Sheen

A phrase originally coined in Lake Tahoe on the West Shore (Best Shore) by Marie Ralston. A play on words, a twist on "Charlie Sheen" meaning crazy, insane, unbelievable etc.

It's a Gnarly Sheen blizzard outside.

I took a crazy fall on the mountain today. It was Gnarly Sheen

by Abraham Bacon Von Mazeltov October 23, 2011

gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

by yu sun March 30, 2009

Gnarly-gnarlyisms

Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.

That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"

by Jose War March 16, 2011

Gnarly Rhino

This is when you are banging a chick missionary and you head butt her cause she wont shut up.

I got some vajayjay last night but unfortunatley i had to gnarly rhino that shit because her mouth wouldnt stop moving.

by iFuck June 12, 2008

Gnarly bastard

Someone who doesnt care about what you think cause they do not care about anything at all. Has the best humor and antics and lives life without emotion

He simply shows 0 emotion he would probably not think twice about killing someone. What a gnarly bastard!

by MyFleshIsAGhost March 17, 2019