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mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.
Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".
by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021
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Fuck about dick

The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023
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Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
by Rogaaas September 18, 2015
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Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick
"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass
by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021
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Dick fuck

Shoving something up the urethra in a sexual way.

(Note)
Can also be used as an adjective to describe mostly a personality
Would you like to dick fuck me?
Wow that guy is such a dick fuck
by kikkpikk420 November 12, 2018
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Dick Fuck

An individual who causes frustration to such an extent where they are a pain in the dick.

A person who nauseates you into wanting to cause road rage or scream out your window.

Someone who gets on your last nerve.
My son/daughter is such a dick fuck.
God, your such a dick fuck.
Slow the hell down you dick fuck.
by FJKOOOG December 23, 2021
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dick fuck

It's when someone is so small , they can only fuck a dick hole.
hay dick fuck what are you going to do with that ? fuck a dick hole
by Invented that word December 10, 2024
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