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French fry

Slang for hooker. For example surf and turf (your wife) is your main course, potatoes are a side (side chicks) that you keep on the back burner, and french fries (hookers) are girls you pay for. French fries are really bad for you but have you had french fries!! They are so good!! They are a guilty pleasure that you should only have in moderation.
Yo that french fry I banged in Colombia was a dime!!! She had double Ds and a Fat ass so I busted in 30 seconds flat, I still had 59 min and 30 seconds left in the appointment though so I played tic tac toe using her fish net leggings the rest of the time.
by Blonde menas November 19, 2022
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Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
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French fry hairs

French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
These annoying ass french fry hairs reported me for not giving them money on dh
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022
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French fry boy

A tall sexy boy who is white or black.
by Maskman December 7, 2021
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French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021
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French fry

A derogatory term towards someone, presumably or observantly a twink, who is skinny and blonde.
Ok, stop talking about your rose toy you damn french fry.
by t37m May 31, 2024
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