french fry lover

Person who loved french fries as a little child.
Is old,doesn't do anythung, and is a fat, balloon-turkey
Is also a wannabbee teenager

"when i was younger, i loved french fries, i ate it everyday"
"since i became older, i was not as active as i used to be, so i became fat"
ME- Ms. Robson is such a french fry lover

by Christal Jackson December 21, 2016

French fry

The French way to roast someone!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: ur mom is gay

French person: Oui oui, (enter insane life-destroying French roast)

Random person: OHHHHHHH! THAT DUDE JUST GOT FRENCH FRIED!!

A person with a 12 year old boy's humor: *Dies from the severity of the French fry*

by I've kidnapped your child August 20, 2023

French fry

a secret code name for a crush

Damn French fry is looking fine asf today

by ASHTON.IRWINS.DICK March 10, 2017

french fry

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.

jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"

by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

French fry

A French fry is what you call the person you have feelings for even though your dating someone and often you have multiple

Girl 1-he's my French fry but then I feel like I'm cheating
Girl 2-just go with what your heart says gurl

by Jbellyisawesome April 13, 2020

Pink French Fry

A small soft skinny penis

“We went to hook up but he had a pink French fry so I got up and walked out”

by Anon355 November 5, 2019