faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012

Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

Super Double Fister

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.

Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.

by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

sister fister

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.

Yo this kid named Francis is a fucking sister fister.

by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003

sister fister

a brother or even a sister that likes to casualy fist their sister up the vagina or even the arse hole. Most of the time resulting in a very sore vagina/anus, and if caught resulting in a sentence of 10 years in jouvey.

(here is a role-play of a sister fister and his sister)
Kirsten after a long sleep
Kirsten: o hi there Aaron i didnt see you over there in that dark corner.
Aaron: You dont need to see me, you just need to feel me
Aaron and Kirsten both grin and Kirsten turns around

by mitch aka titch September 2, 2008

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

Song by the french duo Daft Punk that became a worldwide anthem for amateur video performers and mashupaholics. Just google for videos using that 4 magic words and voilà! Watch'em working.

- You know, man. (fast speaking) They're workin', makin', doin' harder, better, faster, stronger more than ever.

- Over?

by Antonimo55 June 23, 2008