monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

by Quim October 15, 2006

Velcro Forehead

Velcro Forehead!--the act of dramatically slapping back of wrist against forehead, swooning with eyes rolled back--in dismay over some minor inconvenience...

Term used in the nineties in an Oregon Psychiatric facility

Eager boyfriend courting woman prepares an elaborate candelight dinner, forgetting she prefers Blue Cheese dressing.....

"How COULD you serve me Ranch dressing!?"

"You _obviously_ DON'T love me!!"

Velcro Forehead then is employed for added flair.....

by Nik-ki September 20, 2008

peacock forehead

the name given to a man who has a unusually large shaped snorkella or nose and has a large forehead due to the thinning of hair caused by a heriditory condition known as balding.

That dude got the peacock forehead... Thats bloody unlucky...That person is a serious mac. Tommying it..Maccing It

by Anthony Murphy August 20, 2006

chocolate forehead

noun - occurs when two people are engaged in a 69 sexual position, and the person on top unexpectedly defecates on the other person's forehead

Me and this girl were going at it in a 69 the other night, she was on top, and the next thing I know, she gives me the ol' chocolate forehead.

by The Dangerous Joe Crede August 4, 2007

Forehead Blaster

When you are about to cum from a blow job and you take it out and smack it on their nose and blow your load all over their forehead.

She was surprised when i pulled my dick out and yelled "Forehead Blaster!" and smacked it on her nose

by HjaHammaDolo March 12, 2010

Cornbread Forehead

Someone with a crusty or cellulite forehead.

Did you see that bitch's cornbread forehead?

by ACfan January 9, 2013

gavin's forehead

adj

Huge, colossal, gargantuan, enourmous,

Gavin's forehead is very gavin's forehead.

by vroaeb February 10, 2019