Flugen Shmugen

The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.

Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!

Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!

Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?

Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!

by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011

fluvenience

Conveniently being sick to avoid going somewhere you don't want to.

The last thing I want to do tonight is go to that office party,,I guess I'll be sick by coming down with a case of fluvenience.

by rubinator April 22, 2011

flumed

When a man shits in another man's anus as a prank. See "Fluming".

You've been flumed son!

by buttbutt87 May 27, 2016

flamenco bulge

When a male dancer, usually flamenco, is wearing such tight pants that their genitalia is fully visible.

That dude had such a flamenco bulge, that I could see is full package.

by majorlanguage November 28, 2017

flumonia

when you get pneumonia after the flu

Omg wait I have flumonia now because I had the flu for too long ☹️

by slayslayqueenie January 1, 2023

Flumerang

When you start to feel better and think the flu is on it’s way out, only to discover that it was just circling around to bop you on the head again.

I started to feel almost normal last night and was sure I had seen the worst of it, until I woke up today and the Flumerang hit me square on my face.

by Mr. Wabi Sabi September 28, 2023

swine fluenced

1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.

2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.

Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!

or

Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.

by Acrylic_Onion May 25, 2009