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Finnish Memes

Finnish Memes (often abbreviated FMs) are in an alternate reality bubble within our own world, they appear to be what people would find funny in a world similiar, but different from ours.
Finnish memes are crazy, and you can never understand them since they're in, well... finnish.
by cyclopentane August 4, 2022
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Big Finnish Energy

When someone is nearly unable to take a joke, and take everything seriously
"Bro I was talking to this chick last night, and said I wanna die as a joke, and she got all worried and shit"
"Bro she might have big finnish energy"
by _kiddy_ August 16, 2019
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Finnish Finish

When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.
“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020
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finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.
Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”
by whoever I may be May 27, 2019
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The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .
After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .
by Ack dog November 3, 2022
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Finnish Icicle

When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.
It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.
by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022
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Finnish Drive-by

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII
If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.
by fartlove99 January 27, 2021
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