Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

Fidget Spinner

A horrible toy invented for horrible children

Person 1:I got my son a fidget spinner
Person2: *spits in face* on hat is cancer

by Newbness June 4, 2017

Fidget spinner

The physical form of autism which is very fatal to the people/person touching the item

Normie: Does my fidget spinner look nice ?

Random kid: doEs mY fiDget spinNer loOk niCe?

by FannypackGod June 15, 2017

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017

Peruvian Fidget Spinner

she is sitting doggy style and we have one man in the mouth with another in Das booty hole. The third will have to enter in from below, on his back. She's kind of stuck so he'll have to thrust upwards. Either we'll endowed or supported from underneath.

I'm chaffing and all my holes are worn out from those three guys giving me the Peruvian Fidget Spinner last night.

by Das Pewpsy July 15, 2023

Alabama Fidget Spinner

when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.

me, cletus bob and bill did a alabama fidget spinner last night

by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018

Fidget Spinner Gender

A gender that many hundreds of people sexually self-identify with on all levels including physical.
These people are often misunderstood and others don't use the correct pronouns. Spinnhe, spinnest, spinnfige etc.

Mother, Father, FidgetSpinneratherom (Fidget spinner gender parent)

by I.Love.Tomasz.<3 May 19, 2017