Cum and Feathered

Similar to the ritualistic act of "Tar and Feathering". The victim will receive a coating of the participants cum, preferably on the face and immediately followed by a handful of feathers. Exploding Feathered pillow blow to the face is the preferred method.

Dude 1: "..so I totally left that Bitch looking like a chicken!"

Dude 2: "lmfao?! How so?"

Dude 1: "The classic CUM AND FEATHERED method!"

Dude 2: "Ahh yes, the classic CUM AND FEATHERED method"

by RacinJason December 13, 2018

Tar and feathered

Modernized: To cum all over a girl and proceed to make it rain over aforementioned area, making them stick to her.

Josh: My vacation was awesome. I took that girl I met in the club back to my yacht and made it rain over my splooge.

Greg: Tar and feathered her, nice.

by jetmech135 July 19, 2010

feather flexing

Showing off in short amount of time

While I was presenting my project, the student across from me thinks he can start feather flexing by cutting me off and asking all these questions.

by JG.F.AV November 03, 2019

throat feathers

Strands of jism that stick in you partners mouth and throat after you've cum in it.

After I'd shot off in her mouth she opened wide and I could see the throat feathers.

by reggiefubar August 05, 2009

cooter feathers

Pubic hair which was missed during a grooming of the cooter region, and now is dangling past your panty line.

"She really should pluck those cooter feathers when she sunbaths by the pool."

by clrmind July 28, 2014

Feathered Bouquet

Term for (hairy) female genitalia - anachronistic, originated in Northern England.

Oooh Barry, you do love sniffing me feathered bouquet!

by SanG121 June 04, 2023

horse feathers

A politically correct substitute for horseshit.

That is a pile of horse feathers.

by Adam Henry July 02, 2005