farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.

Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!

by Pooki January 14, 2008

Farting Rainbows

To have a nice smelling fart.

Felicia:"OMG I was farting rainbows the other night because of those fruit smoothies!"
Lakeisha:"OMG gurl, at least it wasn't a nasty one."

by Princess_Felicia July 28, 2016

Farting Guitar

Also known as a Quacking Guitar, a Farting Guitar is a somewhat silly side effect of Southern Rock. You see, In country music an Electric Guitar is distorted in such a way as to be played slowly, so it gives a smooth, calming effect. When Rock music is added Music has to be speed up, leading to a Fart like sound.

Have you heard The Outlaw's Green grass and high tides? Man, the End solo Has so much Farting Guitar in it it Becomes hilarious.

by LynyrdSkynyrd May 5, 2009

Farting Around

Fucking around

Ben was farting around with the boys while his little brother Jimmy was overdosing

by Legend77 October 21, 2020

farting dust

a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is

Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?

by jacin rome October 8, 2005

farting policy

The policy in a household that states whether or not farting is acceptable. It is referenced in Scrubs, Season 1 Episode 19 "My Old Man".

Mr. Dorian "What's your guys' farting policy?"
Turk "Let a rip"
Mr. Dorian (FARTING)

by stealthbomber May 8, 2013

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018