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Eskimo in the Swamp

Where a man or woman Eskimo kisses a vagina.
Dude, I Eskimo in the Swamp last night and now I can't smell anything.
by C-Dunc April 14, 2010
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Snowy Eskimo

Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.
Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!
by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010
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Steamy Eskimo

A couple, can be more than two, performing sexual activities in a small area for an extreme period of time.
Mike: Where is Steve I havn't seen him all day.
Clay: He and emily are doing the steamy eskimo.
by slouchman July 18, 2009
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Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.
My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.
by manswer April 29, 2009
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super eskimo brothers

When you and your friend have slept with MORE THAN ONE similar girl/shared multiple igloos; thereby elevating the two of you from meer Eskimo Brothers to Super Eskimo Brothers.
"Oh shit! I didn't know you slept with Diana! We were already Eskimo Brothers through Katie, but now, well... tell Bowser we're coming for dat Princess, cause we Super Eskimo Brothers!

eskimo brothers
by Killermeteor99 July 10, 2016
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Smoking Eskimo

a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.
I woke up to Paul giving me a smoking eskimo!
by lamecakes February 10, 2008
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sober eskimo

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.
after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.
by skiendog July 7, 2006
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