Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

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Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

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Envelopment Relationship

An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.

Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..

by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016

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An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.

I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!

I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.

by TwoFacesPodcast March 18, 2023

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flavor envelope

A taco that isn't shaped like a taco. It has taco ingredients. It tastes like a fantastic taco. However it does not operate like a taco. Folded like an envelope (yes people still send mail the old fashioned way) you open it into taco EEeeeectsasy...welcome to flavour country my friends:)

Open your flavor envelope and cure your hunger. You are hangry and bitchy.

by banana1997 May 2, 2018

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