Emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. Photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. Sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’
by Gaydeator April 1, 2007

That emil is very stupid
by Viki16 February 25, 2020

He is a nice guy, be he does not return things after he uses them. He might be a disappointment because of his tiny dick
by Katarina Lucia Annthony December 19, 2019

The biggest simp to ever walk the earth. He will leave his bros to hang out with a girl. He will also go back to a girl that treated him badly.
by James charles xoxoooxoxoxo gfa October 6, 2020

Has the thiccest butt and the most cheesepuffs in his neckbeard when the ladys leave his moms basement they will for sure get tested Emil is always HIV positive but its all good cause he is like Freddy Mercury his dad left at a young age because he didnt like retards he has the nickname "Tommy 2 Chromosomes" in highschool what a ladys man
by GucciBoi420dabster June 12, 2019
