Humpty Dumpty

Fat person with skinny legs.

This doesn't include someone who works out and skips leg day.

Humpty Dumpty must've gotten off from the couch for the first time in weeks.

by My naptime July 7, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

by BirdKibble July 25, 2022

Dunkin' Dumpty

Also, "Dunkin' Brown." Fall onto one's own poop after excrement. First recorded in 2022, this term originally had the literal meaning of “dipping into poop.” The current everyday usage, however, transfers any physical fall to various kinds of poop or vomit.

As in Ryno dunkin' dumpty himself right after I let him out in the backyard, or I don't know what to do, Caleb just dunkin' browned himself in the bathroom.

by F. Jonas May 14, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Had sex

I just did the Humpty Dumpty

by Miles kay June 5, 2019

Humpty Dumpty

When having sex while taking a shit

Yo, my girl and I just did the Humpty Dumpty!!

by ISmashRatchets August 8, 2019

Rumpty dumpty

When your feet fly out from under you and you land on your ass and can't walk right afterwards.

She hit that ice and pulled a rumpty dumpty

by Osubjj September 27, 2021

HUMPTY DUMPTY

When you hump a girl presumably your date, then proceed to shit all over the bed, and make her clean it up.

Jack "Bro Natalie is a freak bro she wanted me to humpty dumpy her"
Steve"So did you??"
Jack "Hell yea bro"

A humpty dumpty is when you have sex with a girl then proceed to shit all over the bed.

by Reese98 May 3, 2021