by MrSLAY March 27, 2024
Get the humpty dumptymug. A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.
bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend
by CUMbova December 18, 2018
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. When a someone is humping someone from the behind, and then carefully proceeds to take just the biggest dump on them. And I mean Taco Bell levels of crap, straight on the body. This could be intentional, but is usually accidental
Dude, how was sex last night?
Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
Bro, I totally gave her the Humpty Dumpty last night!
That was totally sick!
by Gayvid2006 January 11, 2022
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. by BoliviaCitrius May 8, 2021
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. Dude #1: “Did you make it to the toilet in time?“
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”
Dude #2: “Yeah, even had enough time to get naked. Took a real Comfy Dumpty.”
by thesundancekidx October 10, 2020
Get the Comfy Dumptymug. by My naptime July 7, 2022
Get the Humpty Dumptymug. 