rusty dump truck

a girl one might fuck for purely utilitarian reasons. i.e. fat and nasty, but willing.

Scott rationalized sleeping with that Rusty Dump Truck the other night because let's face it, it was late and he hadn't been laid in like a year. There was also Jägermeister involved.

by lostaccident August 24, 2006

Pittsburgh Dump Truck

The woman lays on her back while you start shitting on her torso. Next, you proceed to scoot backwards to her face while saying, "beep beep beep" until you finally rest your ass hole on her mouth. This act should only be reserved for holidays or anniversary's.

"Susie will be pleasantly surprised that in her stocking this Christmas is a gift certificate for one free Pittsburgh Dump Truck."

by Scott Haase August 11, 2008

down like four flat tires on a dump truck

Means that you are cool about doing something.

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.

Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.

by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

Upper Michigan Dump Truck

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.

Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck

by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015

martha dump truck

a poop head that occasionaly ding ding dig i dang dang dang dig i di dang dang

Martha Dump Truck in the flesh
here comes the cootie squad, you should:
shut up heather
sorry heather
look who's with her

oh my gosh
dang dang diggity dang
DDANG DANG DIGGITY DANG DANG!!!

by potato fingers October 20, 2019

360 dump truck

whilst (teabagging) the male slowy turns 360 degrees while the female applies pressure to the testacles with her teeth the (male) will then scream beep beep while releasing (faeces) onto the victims face.this move is commonly performed in (australia) and is considered (tradition) in some parts of the country.

male(1) hey how was your date last night?

male(2)awesome we 360 dump trucked for like 5 minutes.

male(1)probably shouldnt of had curry.

male(2)yeah bad idea.

by d@niel10 October 31, 2011

plastic dump truck

When your partner wraps plastic wrap around your melon and shits on yo' face.

I got hot and steamy when I gave Cheddar Bob the plastic dump truck.

by PorkyPyg December 23, 2007