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douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room
that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!
by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008
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Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
by JoeZii September 26, 2010
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douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him
by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015
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douche canoe

Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.
We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.
by doucheelese May 5, 2008
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Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.
by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
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douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined
"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."
by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023
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Douche Canoe

your grade-a, classical fuck boy, typical douche who has earned the title of douche canoe
Huber, you're a fucking douche canoe! Stop looking up child pornography!
by Pv35 February 2, 2017
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