dookie cough

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.

1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.

by UnusedCliche January 2, 2010

Spooky Dookie

The term you use when taking a shit in the dark

Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie

by Bushwacker9000 September 12, 2016

glock dookie

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)

Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

by lottapressure May 9, 2022

doggie diamond

this is just plain old dog shit

my grandmother gave me a nickel to clean up the doggie diamond

by betsula June 13, 2008

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

by MM85 July 15, 2014

doobiez

marijuana, bud, blunt, joint,

yo, where them doobiez at ?

by boobie watcher brody December 6, 2010

Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017