Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs

guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)

by FeelThePower March 28, 2008

Dock Talker

A person (usually living alone at a marina on a boat) that doesn't have much interaction with other people so he/she is hungry for conversation.

When you finally get a chance to escape your daily life and get a little time on your boat, this person always intercepts you and starts up a conversation that's hard to end without being rude.

I had one day off from work and I planned for a quiet day on my boat fishing. Instead I spent the first half stuck at the marina trying to get away from George, the Dock Talker.

by KLH444 January 7, 2013

deock

A more extreme use (or exaggeration) of the work dick.
Deock would be used in place of dick, penis, cock, etc.

It is sometimes used for humor, with accentuation being placed on the word 'deock.'

"That guy's a total deock!"

"Don't be such a friggin deock, man."

"There are dicks, and then there are deocks, and that right there is a deock!"

by Jacob MacLean January 9, 2008

Yellow Dock

To partake in a yellow dock is to add hard liquor or spirits to an already alcoholic mixed beverage. The result of which is typically an extreme and more expedient level of intoxication. Common combinations include vodka with Palm Bays, Smirnoff Ice, Twisted Teas or other coolers. Experimentation with other combinations has mixed results (pun intended).

1. She kept adding more vodka to her Palm Bay; she was yellow docking hard.
2. I yellow docked last night and don't remember a thing.
3. Last night was a code Blue Fox Red; those yellow docks hit me hard.

by littlelion April 24, 2014

Loading Dock

The act of defecating into an uncircumcised man's foreskin.

"This loading dock is going to feel awesome," Tony thought as he held his foreskin apart and Sally backed up over top of him.

by front loader June 28, 2009

cock dock

when two males put their foreskin over each others penises..

"i was 69'ing a bunch of dudes.. and then one of them cock docked me. It was hot flaming nudgeballs!"

by dangercharlie August 21, 2006