Dillon

A guy who takes pride in his hair, even though its not all that great. Vapes a lot, and likes to think he's cool. You will find him walking in the hall of a high school listening to rap music.

enjoys cod and mountain dew

dillon: aye

by matt the hat February 1, 2017

Dillon

Very sweet, marshmallow like kid who acts like a badass but its actually a giant teddy bear.

That guy is totally a Dillon.

by dillonsucks July 4, 2016

Dillon

A guy who is perfect but with a tiny dick

That poorrr dillon

by Whoresareus July 8, 2010

dillon

n.--one's own fart

Man, I woke up this morning and there was a dillon.

by rotorcraftgod February 4, 2010

Dillon

A)person who over dresses for sports, usually football, and/or fakes injuries.

B) person who uses the same joke over and over again.

C)someone who commits social plagarism daily

d)person who will hog your computer for hours to look at his/her myspace

Your acting like Dillon!

by CG53 October 18, 2008

Dillon

A sadcunt who makes multiple urbandictionary accounts to overcompensate on his small dick.

Person: All the girls think its big man.

Friend: Well if you go and be a Dillon about it on the net then of course they will!

by Ezza901 August 17, 2011

Dillon

The dumbest person you’ll ever meet. Uses phrases like “Ayyy” as well “Oi”, all the time, to his digression, makes him seem like a autist. Obsessed with the game Rainbow Six, and mains the character Jäger. BTW Dillon if your reading this your bad at Jäger, I’m better.

He’s also a furry, although he hasn’t come out yet. I seen things on his phone.

Loves Basketabll, but he’s good at it so let’s not talk about it.

He’s also dumb

And stupid

And dumb

Hey Dillon you know who I am

He he

“Hey look, it’s Dillon!”
“God, I hate Dillon!”
“Gah, how could you!?”
“Look at him!

by Aidspositive November 3, 2019