Dickweed

Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.

Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed

by Qaylord July 25, 2018

Dickweed

Someone named "WerewolfOfWallSt"

this guy is a dickweed

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLW January 18, 2021

dickweed

A guy with an unreasonably large, throbbing hot cock.

“woah, look at the meat on that guy. Total dickweed”

by Cocklover478 May 27, 2021

dickweed

leftover pee droplets on your dick

not completely shaking the dew off your lily will leave dickweeds in your u-trou

by da verbal dude December 23, 2024

Dickweed

Always a male, low IQ, zero self-awareness and visions of grandeur on his appearance. If you were to affix a headshot of Dickweed to the bloated udder of goat, the goat would file a defamation of character lawsuit. Typical power play would be the management of a sports fantasy league. Often can cite lyrics of all Taylor Swift songs but too broke to go to a concert because he spends his Waffle House paycheck on Pokémon Cards.

Dickweed just came to the funeral in his black Crocs.

by Nuke U. Luss III October 7, 2025

Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.

Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.

by Honorable Hoanh July 6, 2022