Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020

Dickweed

Someone named "WerewolfOfWallSt"

this guy is a dickweed

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLW January 18, 2021

dickweed

A guy with an unreasonably large, throbbing hot cock.

“woah, look at the meat on that guy. Total dickweed”

by Cocklover478 May 27, 2021

dickweed

leftover pee droplets on your dick

not completely shaking the dew off your lily will leave dickweeds in your u-trou

by da verbal dude December 23, 2024

Dickweed

Always a male, low IQ, zero self-awareness and visions of grandeur on his appearance. If you were to affix a headshot of Dickweed to the bloated udder of goat, the goat would file a defamation of character lawsuit. Typical power play would be the management of a sports fantasy league. Often can cite lyrics of all Taylor Swift songs but too broke to go to a concert because he spends his Waffle House paycheck on Pokémon Cards.

Dickweed just came to the funeral in his black Crocs.

by Nuke U. Luss III October 7, 2025

Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 6, 2023