Dickweed

Always a male, low IQ, zero self-awareness and visions of grandeur on his appearance. If you were to affix a headshot of Dickweed to the bloated udder of goat, the goat would file a defamation of character lawsuit. Typical power play would be the management of a sports fantasy league. Often can cite lyrics of all Taylor Swift songs but too broke to go to a concert because he spends his Waffle House paycheck on Pokémon Cards.

Dickweed just came to the funeral in his black Crocs.

by Nuke U. Luss III October 7, 2025

Dickweed

Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.

Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed

by Qaylord July 25, 2018

Dickweed

The action of Cumming on a pack bowl of weed and smoking it.

"Hey dickweeding is so tasty!"

by Thetank662 May 18, 2019

Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020

Dickweed

When you try to roll a blunt naked, and drop your weed in your pubes and you pick it out and smoke it anyway

Damn bro guess were gunna smoke some dickweed

by Greensandcotton January 29, 2017