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Derk

Looks very tuff but ones you get to know him he is funny and nice. Derk wil always be there for you and is a great friend.
Max: i want a good friend
Thomas: you should be friends with Derk!
by Wise person. May 8, 2020
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Derk

A huge sussy baka that needs to be licked spanked and other sussy things that German dudes like Derk like
Derk is a huge sussy baka and a german
by Binbmode September 28, 2021
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quirky derk

a derogatory term used to shame people who are over-the-top quirky and feel the need to push their quirkiness onto others in order to gain attention
Billie Eilish; she and most of her stans are quirky derks
Also people passionate about the show Bob’s Burgers; they are also quirky derks
shoppers of Hot Topic; I think you get the Idea...
by mr. jacker January 20, 2019
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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.
Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.
by jimNotjames July 20, 2021
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