custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.

"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.

by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009

Harvey Dent

the byproduct of an electric razor or beard trimmer losing its battery power when one is only half way finished trimming their pubes. The finished product, where one half is neatly shaven and the other half is full of thick or coarse hair, looks like Harvey Dent's in the movie Batman after burning half of his face; gaining the appropriate name 'Two Face'

Guy # 1- "Dude, I was doing some 'manscaping' *trimming my pubes* and my electric razor battery died right when I had finished my left side. (Guy #1 then proceeds to show Guy # 2 his pubic region)

Guy #2- "Holy Shit! It looks like Harvey Dent after he became Two Face in Batman."

by Nastyzeej April 20, 2010

Dented Grill

When a girl has a great body but an ugly face. As in a Butterface.

She has a killer body, but a Dented Grill!

by Miekow July 15, 2004

Al dente

Italian for "I'm too hungry to wait for this pasta to cook any longer"

-Yo, why is this pasta still hard
-It's Al dente

-nah man you just couldn't wait 2 extra minutes for it to finish cooking

by Kush doctor November 8, 2015

El dente

When you orgasm with a limp penis at the same time in an Italian accent say el dente and in one motion hit her with the penis. With the intention of seeing if it sticks.

I couldn't get my dick up but I el dented that ass.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Al dente

Good, excellent, fantastic.

Have you seen the recent episode of Game Of Thrones? It was so al dente!

by Mac922 January 20, 2019

mattress dent

a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression

yo that’s a fat mattress dent wtf

by depressed whore November 13, 2020