Deguydrated

Adj. A straight female that is so desperate to get laid that she will perform questionable and often embarrassing things in an effort to do so. Transcended form of thirsty.

Becky stop flashing your vag to the mailman! I know you're deguydrated but come on!

by Netrift December 31, 2019

Dehydrabate

When someone, male or female, is in such a large need to quench his/her thirst, they do so by masturbating, and ingesting his/her own bodily fluids that appear after ejaculation to quench his/her thirst.

Jeremiah just Dehydrabated over there

by Fwoopp April 16, 2020

Dehydrache

The headache caused by dehydration from strenuous physical activity, binge drinking, lack of hydration in general, or a combination of all three.

Dude 1: Damn dude, I'm thirsty as hell and got a gnarly headache right now
Dude 2: Sounds like a dehydrache, drink some water man.

by AlcoholicBeerMan July 1, 2021

dedehydrate

a cooler way of saying that you're going to hydrate

Hey man I'm gonna drink some water to dedehydrate myself.

by FloofyPlasma October 28, 2023

Lana Dedrater

Lana DeDrater was the daughter of Marcus Crassus. When he was killed in the battle of Fagina, Lana ran backwards all the way to Rome to inform Caesar the triumvirate had fallen.

She ran backwards for 100 miles so as to never take her eyes off the enemy.

It is not a coincidence that Lana’s name spelt backwards is a reference to a private body part with learning difficulties- her father Marcus had a wicked sense of humor. After Marcus’s death and Lana’s epic run, when wanting to mock someone playfully in public, Romans would say they had the character of Lana Dedrater.

In modern day and in close running communities, Lana is now recognized as the patron saint of ultra running.

Cornelius my good fellow, you’ve all the traits of Lana Dedrater!

by Shuksan Chan August 22, 2020