Deterious

Loyal and got a big dick

Deterious has a good heart and good dick

by Deterious May 1, 2019

Dextering

When you have sex with a girl who is having her period... its a bloody crime scene.

Do you want to give me a dextering tonight?

by Queen Shabubu September 1, 2019

Deuteragony

The existential feeling that you'll never be the main character in life and will always be the sidekick. From Deuteragonist, a secondary character in a narrative.

"I will only ever have NPC energy, oh the deuteragony

by Errant_Night August 16, 2021

Dexter

A Dexter is someone so stupid to the point they think blind people need sign language >:/

Wow- that person is such a Dexter

by Dexter_:/ September 5, 2022

Couch Denter

An ass cheek carving on couch cushions: The art of sitting home all day, not working and leaving the undeniable ass prints on a brand new/used sofa.

Guy 1: Hey dude what does your wife do for a living? Mine is making some serious cash as an Nurse.

Guy 2: My Wife is a professional Couch Denter, she sits at home, watches TV and pretends she works for the Nielsen ratings while her fat ass in on the couch.

by StiffPigeon October 28, 2011

Center Denter

A racial slur directed towards Arabs because, terrorists flew planes into the World Trade Center; Hence Center Denter.

That kids mom is such a center denter, I think she will try and kill me.

by C00n 5mug13r June 3, 2009

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007