For those who lack romantic tension, action, or experience with another.
In shorter words, you get no bitches.
In shorter words, you get no bitches.
You have romantic deficiency.
by EconomicMan123 February 7, 2022
Get the romantic deficiencymug. person1, ouch did you see that kid fall off his bike then?
person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency
person1, still pretty funny tho
person2, yeah he had a severe case of cycling deficiency
person1, still pretty funny tho
by punkyroo March 30, 2011
Get the Cycling Deficiencymug. Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.
Common side effects:
Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.
Not to be confused with:
Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.
Treatment options:
Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.
Common side effects:
Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.
Not to be confused with:
Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.
Treatment options:
Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
•“She didn’t even say thank you after everything I did. That girl’s got a serious case of gratitude deficiency.”
by Mrs.Get.Dough May 14, 2025
Get the Gratitude Deficiencymug. Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025
Get the Gratitude Deficiencymug. < aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help your lack of manual deficiency
by BlueEagle July 30, 2008
Get the manual deficiencymug. Person deficiency (noun)
A state involving the absence of a certain individual or person in one's life. The severe lack of a certain individual in one's life. It often leads to longing, emotional emptiness, or feelings related to sadness.
Person-deficient (Adjective)
Describes someone currently experiencing person deficiency — missing someone intensely.
The word 'person' may be replaced with a name, nickname, or any personal reference, including second and third-person pronouns.
A state involving the absence of a certain individual or person in one's life. The severe lack of a certain individual in one's life. It often leads to longing, emotional emptiness, or feelings related to sadness.
Person-deficient (Adjective)
Describes someone currently experiencing person deficiency — missing someone intensely.
The word 'person' may be replaced with a name, nickname, or any personal reference, including second and third-person pronouns.
"Mehdi unknowingly inflicted me with person deficiency."
"I am completely Mohammed-deficient this week."
"I've been you-deficient for a long time."
"How can I deal with my deficiency of her?"
"I've been feeling very him-deficient lately."
"I am completely Mohammed-deficient this week."
"I've been you-deficient for a long time."
"How can I deal with my deficiency of her?"
"I've been feeling very him-deficient lately."
by LycorisRHH May 4, 2025
Get the Person Deficiencymug. Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.
Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
Get the Sausage Deficiencymug.