Sausage Deficiency is a disease suffered by men that are Sausage Deficient. In short they have a small Penis. The disease can be caused by many factors , they are but are not limited to , heredity , lack of proper use and so on. Sadly once established theres little science can do to fix it.
Man I was talking to Gracie yesterday. She was pretty bummed that her man Dan suffers from Sausage Deficiency. I assured her I could provide her with a Sausage Injection anytime she wants. So far she hasn’t asked for my services.
by King Yamayama October 3, 2025
Get the Sausage Deficiencymug. Lack of training in the area in-which he/she should have learned; causing deficient learning knowledge
The learning knowledge that a child/person should have learned with in a time period can cause a learning deficient.
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)
(Example) Learning is to gain knowledge, understanding, or skill.(This is in accordance with the great Webster.) An even broader definition of learning is "any permanent change in behavior that occurs as a result of a practice or an experience." This makes what we teach our children even more important as it has the potential to have a lasting affect in their behavior. Alphabetarian sounds and (reading), Problem solving skills (math), research (science)(geography)
by Kajai200 November 12, 2013
Get the learning deficientmug. Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
noun | /ˈgratɪˌt(j)u d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A severe emotional disorder where the patient consistently forgets that other people have feelings, limits, or lives of their own. Often mistaken for narcissism’s awkward little cousin, Gratitude Deficiency is characterized by an inability to say "thank you," show appreciation, or acknowledge help unless there’s an audience—or a threat of abandonment.
Known carriers:
People who only appear when they need something, emotionally spoiled exes, and anyone who acts like your support is their birthright.
Symptoms include:
• Emotional Amnesia: Forgets everything you’ve done for them the moment you say “no” once.
• “Thanks, but Actually…” Reflex
• Apology Avoidance Syndrome: Can’t say “thank you” or “I’m sorry,” but will say “I didn’t ask you to” like it’s a Get-Out-of-Empathy-Free card.
• Guilt-Trip Gaslighting: Makes you feel bad for helping them, and somehow worse when you stop.
• Getting offended by being reminded they’re not, in fact, the center of the universe
Common side effects:
• Contact List Shrinkage – people stop replying for “no reason”
• Support Frostbite – others grow cold from overuse
• Thankless Reflex – physically incapable of gratitude
• Chronic Isolation – suddenly surrounded by silence, but still the loudest victim
Treatment options:
• Heavy doses of accountability
• Deep emotional exfoliation via rejection
• Empathy injections (may cause temporary humility and mild nausea)
Person 1- "Dude, why is she such a raging cunt ? Bitch didn't even say thank-you !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
Person 2- "Haven't you heard ? She got diagnosed with Gratitude Deficiency, and that shit's incurable !"
Person 1- "...So, she's gonna be a cunt forever ?!"
Person 2- "I'm afraid so....thank God it's not contagious, or we'd all be totally screwed !!"
by Mrs.Get.Dough June 2, 2025
Get the Gratitude Deficiencymug. Gratitude Deficiency
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.
Common side effects:
Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.
Not to be confused with:
Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.
Treatment options:
Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
noun | /ˈɡratɪˌtju d dɪˈfɪʃənsi/
Definition:
A chronic condition affecting individuals who consistently fail to acknowledge, appreciate, or reciprocate acts of kindness, effort, or generosity shown toward them. Symptoms may include ignoring thoughtful gestures, withholding basic “thank yous,” acting entitled, and treating support like a transaction.
Common side effects:
Burned bridges, awkward silences, and being the subject of passive-aggressive masterpieces written by people with actual souls.
Not to be confused with:
Forgetfulness. This is willful disregard served cold with a side of ego.
Treatment options:
Unlearning entitlement, learning empathy, and—if all else fails—losing access to good people entirely.
•“She didn’t even say thank you after everything I did. That girl’s got a serious case of gratitude deficiency.”
by Mrs.Get.Dough May 14, 2025
Get the Gratitude Deficiencymug. That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.
Just another case of testosterone deficiency.
2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
Just another case of testosterone deficiency.
2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
Get the testosterone deficiencymug. When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex
by Davis87 July 23, 2018
Get the sex deficiencymug. One who lacks the most basic and simple of intellectual concepts, ideas, skills, and/or awareness of "the world around them".
Synonymous with the frequently used idea of one who lacks 'common sense'.
Synonymous with the frequently used idea of one who lacks 'common sense'.
by JennMe November 25, 2019
Get the Primitively Deficientmug.